Happy first day of spring folks! After months of miserable melancholy, we can finally wish the wicked witch of winter, a mother effing, adieu! But its not all rainbows and sprinkles just yet. With the first games of March Madness coming to a close, most of us have just learned that we will not be the lucky recipient of Waren Buffet's Billion dollar bestowal.

So when life (or in this case Warren Buffet) doesn't give you billions, make a sandwich. Better yet, make a breakfast sandwich.